- Some women like short, fat cigars.
- A woman will actually put a cigar in her mouth.
- If you don't like your cigar you can throw it out.
- It's legal to cut the head off your cigar.
- With cigars you can suck and blow at YOUR convenience.
- You can take a Cuban home with you and not worry about what friends and neighbors think.
- Cigars are smarter, they're always there for you, and they know their place.
- A cigar doesn't whine if you smoke it right away.
- Cigars like to be taken out for long walks in the park too.
- When a woman finishes her cigar she's ALWAYS satisfied!
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